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Wear this
while you play.
The wearable hooded blanket built for the long stretch. Hood up, hands out, nothing to keep re-wrapping.
One sizeFree US shipping30-day returns
The problem
Hour four is where blankets fail.
A regular blanket slides off every time you reach for the controller. A hoodie pins your arms. Neither was built for sitting still in one position for most of an evening.
The Loafie pulls on over your head — no zip, no front opening, nothing to keep re-wrapping. Ribbed cuffs stop the sleeves riding up, so your hands stay free and your forearms stay covered.
Made to a standard, not to a price.
A small first run, made properly. Here is what that actually means.
The lookbook
A detailed look.
Frequently Asked Questions.
Everything people usually ask before ordering.
Is it in stock?
Yes. Every order ships from stock in our US warehouse — no pre-order, no waiting for a production run.
How long does delivery take?
Orders are dispatched within 2–3business days from our New Jersey warehouse, and standard delivery usually takes 5–15 business days after dispatch. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Shipping is free on every US order.
What size is it?
One size, cut deliberately oversized to fit most adults. It's long enough to cover you while you're sitting, not just standing.
Full measurements are in the size guide on the product page.
Does it have a zip or an opening at the front?
No. It's a pullover — one continuous piece that goes on over your head. That's deliberate: nothing to undo, nothing to re-wrap, no cold gap down the front.
What is it made from?
A smooth printed flannel fleece outside, soft sherpa fleece inside, and ribbed knit cuffs. The fabric is OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, so it's been tested for harmful substances.
How do I wash it?
Wash it once before first wear. After that: cold machine wash on a gentle cycle with mild detergent, tumble dry low, and don't iron or dry clean.
How do the bundle deals work?
Buy 2 and save 15%, or buy 3 and save 20%. Choose your bundle on the product page and the discount is applied automatically in your cart — no code needed.
Can I return it?
Yes — you have 30 days from delivery to return it, unworn and unwashed with tags attached.
If it arrives faulty or isn't what you ordered, we cover postage both ways. Full returns policy.
Is my payment secure?
Checkout runs on Shopify, so your card details go straight to the payment processor and never reach us. You can pay by card, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay or Google Pay.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet — we currently ship to the 50 US states and Washington DC only.
Is this an official product for any game?
No. The Loafie is an independent brand and the artwork is our own. We're not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any game publisher.
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