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The Loafie · Session wear
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Don't get up.
You know the session. You sat down at nine, it's now past two, and getting up to find something warm would mean pausing. The Loafie solves that. Hood up, hands out, controller still in reach.
Oversized to the point of ridiculous, with a flannel outer and a sherpa lining that traps heat the moment you put it on. One size, because nothing about this is fitted. Long enough to cover your legs on the couch, wide enough to sit cross-legged inside it.
Built for people who aren't planning on moving.
One size, adult. Cut deliberately oversized to fit most adults, and long enough to cover you while seated.
Dispatched within 2–3 business days from our New Jersey warehouse. Standard delivery usually takes 5–15 business days after dispatch.
Free US shipping on every order within the United States.
Not right? You have 30 days to return it, unworn and unwashed with tags attached. If it arrives faulty, we cover postage both ways. Full returns policy.
Why it works
Every detail is there because a regular blanket or hoodie got it wrong.
Deep enough to pull right up, roomy enough to sit over headphones.
Sleeves stay put when you reach for the controller, the remote or a drink.
Printed flannel fleece outside, sherpa inside. Warm without being heavy.
No zip, no front opening, no cold gap down the middle. Nothing to re-wrap.
The difference
Because blankets fall off, and hoodies weren't made for hours on the couch.
| The Loafie | Regular blanket | Regular hoodie | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stays on when you move | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Hands free | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Covers legs while seated | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Sherpa-lined | ✓ | Sometimes | ✕ |
| Oversized hood | ✓ | ✕ | Small |
| Edge-to-edge print | ✓ | Sometimes | Chest only |
Made properly
Movie marathons, long gaming sessions, cold mornings at the desk, lazy Sundays — the Loafie is for anything that involves staying exactly where you are.
It's one size, cut oversized, and printed edge to edge in an original Miami neon design. OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified, so it's been tested for harmful substances before it ever touches you.
Questions
A smooth printed flannel fleece outer with a soft sherpa fleece lining and ribbed knit cuffs. The fabric is OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified.
There's one size, cut deliberately oversized to fit most adults. Check the size guide above for exact measurements.
No. It's a pullover — one continuous piece that goes on over your head. Nothing to undo, no cold gap down the front.
Cold machine wash on a gentle cycle with mild detergent, tumble dry low, and don't iron. Wash it once before first wear.
Dispatched within 2–3 business days from our New Jersey warehouse, and standard delivery usually takes 5–15 business days after dispatch. You'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.
Choose 2 or 3 above and the bundle discount is applied automatically in your cart — no code needed.
Yes — 30 days from delivery, unworn and unwashed with tags attached. If it's faulty, we cover return postage.
No. The Loafie is an independent brand and the artwork is our own. We're not affiliated with any game publisher.
One size, adult. Cut oversized to fit most adults and to cover you while seated.
Because there's only one size we can't exchange for a different fit — but you can return it within 30 days.
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